Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Happy Valentines Here's A New Book

Will Save The Galaxy For Food is now out!

My latest book, published by Dark Horse Books, has been released as of February 14th 2017! It's an exciting sci-fi adventure about all the usual exciting sci-fi things: obsolescence, redundancy, hopelessness and despair. It's also a comedy! Ha ha. Here are all the ways you can get it:

The print version! Stick it next to print versions of my previous books and marvel at how much bigger it is and how much it's fucked up the layout of your shelf.

The ebook version! The flashy technologically advanced version for cool skateboarding modern youths and people who care a bit too much about their shelf layout.

The audiobook version! Since it's out on Valentine's Day, what better way to inspire some sizzling erotic bedroom adventures than by listening to my voice for ten hours straight?

Or just pop on down to your local real life book retailer and see if they've got it in. This ain't no small time publication, I mean, they don't let any old tat into the Amazon Best Books of the Month (Sci-fi and Fantasy). Preen preen.

70 comments:

  1. yay first!...anyway got the audiobook :D cheers cant wait

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  2. Pity Mana Bar Melbourne is shut, I got your last two books for free at Trivia Night back then. Jam was...average.

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  3. I got the book in the mail today and literally said "Dammit! This is twice as big as the other two books and will fuck up the layout of my shelf!" and then I read this blog post and laughed my ass off.

    On a more important note, I love the new book! :)

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  4. Thanks! Got the audio book and pre-ordered the paper back.

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  6. Any chance you'll do a book signing at a bookstore? I'd stand inline overnight for that!

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  7. Any chance you'll do a book signing at a bookstore? I'd stand inline overnight for that!

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  9. It's also the #1 New Release in Cooking Humor! I was going to report that as incorrect product information to Amazon, but I was afraid it might involve effort.

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  10. Read all of your books!!! (This one once already, jam 3 times, and I turn on mogworld every day in the car, restarting when I finish) so I was wondering if you had any books or series that you really recommend, since your brand of humor kills me every time and I've never read a book that is their equal. It doesn't have to be comedy, just something you love!

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  11. Ive literally listened to mogworld and jam respectively so many times I've lost count, somewhere in the 40s, Ive watched every zero punctuation video multiple times, played hat fall, and memorized the wikipedia page on yahtzee Croshaw. I have never commented before and I just want to quickly say that these books have all been amazing, but all three have terrible endings. Don't get me wrong, they're clever and well written, but they are incredibly annoying if you like closure. This time was the worst, mainly because the other two left the story feeling unfinished but this one just leaves you with a sense of hopelessness and despair. If you're reading this Yahtzee, please keep writing, you're amazing at it, but please make the endings less physically painful to read.

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    1. Also just checked and its not in the 40s, I'm embarrassed to write the actual number but lets just say its in the triple digits for both mogworld and jam. I really need to get a life.

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  12. Do you get full profit from audible's free trial?

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  13. Yahtzee, you may wish to re-read the last 2 chapters. You might find an oops. Perhaps you left it there to annoy anyone with OCD. Ha Ha. You win, you calculus division. Gave it five stars on Audible anyway. Perhaps you could shamelessly self promote by performing a By-the-cover review?

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    1. In other words, I enjoyed the book and your YouTube channel is one of my favorites. Thanks

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    2. Wait, what's the oops? I listened to the audio version and I might've missed it this morning when I was getting the work computer on.

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  15. Hello Yahtzee

    I just finished watching your review of For Honor and learned of the existence of your new book. I have been a fan for years, but ironically I have yet to read either Mogworld or Jam, but the idea of Jam is amazing. It's a nice twist on the idea of the apocalypse. Anyways I know you have your critics, but fuck them. Keep doing what your doing. Thanks for being awesome.

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  19. I recently got the audiobook for Will save the galaxy for Food. your voice lends something to the novel that i belive makes it the default version everyone should buy.

    I would also like to say I loved every second of it. and wouldnt mind in the least if you made a sequel.

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  23. Just finished reading the book.
    Wonderful story that brought back all those damn good memories of space adventure games.
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  24. Hey Yatzee. I read the book and didn't much like it but I hope you write another from this universe. My GoodReads review will explain why I think that: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/2038609965

    Of course I could be completely wrong (I frequently am). Keep up the good work; I'll be watching/reading!

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  25. Hey Yahtzee, I am reading it right now, Im at chapter 19 and I am loving it. Hopefully you could answer me a question: How do you pronounce McKeown? Cause I have no idea (English is my second language)

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